Posts Tagged ‘valentine

12
Feb
19

One Mega Dose of Vitamin V

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I won’t be posting as many ecards as previous years.  But, here’s one surge of Mega Man valentines.  Why mid-1990s cartoon Mega Man?  Just because.  😛  It’s the cartoon that just happened to cross my mind in recent weeks.  So, get your loving robot freak on.

Starting with a 9-pack of head-scratchers.

And, while I’m on a ROLL…

Why not throw a few more heads into the bowl…

A few crooked heads…

A pinch of wise advice…

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A dash of cheer…

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Something borrowed, something blue…

Push a few buttons…

And, presto…you have some digital substitute for shared warmth this year.

I’ll throw in a separate post for the NO-valentines, or sour feelings for those who feel the need to drop poop on someone’s doorstep.

 

22
Feb
18

Happy Dragobete! Saturday, February 24th, 2018

A small contribution of recent inspiration.  Some original art with a splash of humor.  DJ Drago supplying the betes…er, beats.  Your choice of color and design to set the right mood.

Dragobete is a form of Valentine’s Day celebrated especially in Romania on February 24th.  Show the beat of your heart.  Is your love a lock?  Do you add locks to any fencing or other form of wall?

If you celebrate, share your stories in the comment section.

 

16
Jan
18

Untied Day Art, Posters, Etc.

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Here will be my initial gallery space for Untied Day materials, including explanation and simple flyers/ads you can distribute as you please to spread the idea.  If more come into creation, I’ll add them when I can.  The 900 pt square ones, I think, make nice (car) window decals and/or napkins.

Let me know which you favor and what could be improved.  If you have any to submit yourself, you can post on your own space with a link to this space (and leave a comment below to connect readers here to that space).  Or, you can send them to my mailbox (or discuss sending them, beforehand).

If you’re a lil foggy on what this is all about, be sure to seek out my previous post on the new holiday (conception).  There you’ll find screen-printing and coloring page versions of the logo and all the details I painstakingly composed in an effort to make single, widowed and divorced folks just as happy as anyone who celebrates romantic holidays like Valentine’s and Dragobete.  Untied Day is one day that takes place between those two, on a day noted by a 2 and a 1.  Run with that concept as far as you feel able.  [Yes, I put some “riddle-me” thought into this.]

14
Feb
17

Heart-to-Heart Conversation Heart Conversations [Comics]

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Possibly my last creative effort for this year’s season of love (and foul moods from the absence or abuse of love).  Enjoy a little fallout between a couple of candy hearts.

13
Feb
17

The Taylor Alison Swiftword Dictionary

A playful use of Taylor, Alison and/or Swift in combination with ordinary words, creating an original vocabulary just for her.  [IE Spendswift instead of spendthrift, + an original definition.]

For your reading pleasure, a taste of Grey Poupon–er, Luigi Boccherini’s string quintet minuet.

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A

Air Swift, n, her personal airplane transportation

alison et lumiere, n, an outdoor stage performance bursting with colorful, dramatic lighting, music and a slice of local history

alisonance, n, the moment when her voice hits just the right note to ensnare your heart

alisonata, n, a solo performance with or without one instrument in her hands

alisong, n, one track of her voice on a cassette, record or CD

alisongstress, n, the pressure she puts upon herself to be superhuman and generate favorable business

C

chairswift, 1. n, her seat on the board of any business she runs
2. n, a different side of her seen only when she’s off her feet

E

ex-tay specs, n, the sunglasses worn by her former suitors to mask their feelings about her (when confronted/asked after the breakup)

F

forkswift, interj, a word used to vent anger and/or frustration when everything seems to be going wrong, accepting the possibility of even greater punishment (not taboo)

H

hide-n-swift, n, a preferred flirting technique involving discreet movement, a safe hiding place, quick hands and compelling facial expressions
Moving toward the hedge maze, she drew him to her side with a little hide-n-swift.

R

red-letter tay, n, a lasting image of her at her best or worst captured in a frequently reproduced photograph

S

scratch-n-swift, 1. n, a “bedroom technique” that’s for her to know and you to find out
2. n, a rare rap album made by her which does not sell as well as other albums but is still worth a good laugh
3. adj, enticing enough to grab her attention and instill a need for action
The article about her was so scratch-n-swift that she contacted the author immediately.

spendswift, adj, how she shops while avoiding unwanted attention
She was so spendswift that no one even caught a glimpse of her leaving the store.

swiftoff, n, the moment or time when she eagerly wishes to cast off her professional and/or family restraints and be as uninhibited as possible

swift store, n, a shop that specifically sells products she approves and makes part of her daily life
You’ll see her step out of a cab or building, wearing items from a swift store.

swift ticket, 1. n, a piece of thick paper or thin cardboard needed to attend one of her concerts
2. n, a key or token granted to an admirer which gives him or her special access (partial or full) to her life outside the spotlight

swiftwood, n, a souvenir left with or without intent by her, found by a deserving fan/friend

T

tay bag, n, what she loads with the essentials for her day before strapping it over her shoulder

tay bed, n, where she likes to take catnaps

taybreak, n, what she takes when she needs some personal time and/or space

taycake, n, a palm-size treat given to those she likes when the mood strikes; it goes nicely with a cup of hot tay–er, tea

tay camp, n, where she meets with everyone involved in putting on one of her concerts

taycare, n, what she requires after a tiring or stressful day

tay ceremony, n, her idea of the perfect wedding

tay check, 1. n, a personal inspection of her wardrobe, skin condition, hair, etc.
2. n, what she collects after every performance from the stage or theater that hosted her

tay chi, n, a preferred calming technique which prevents her from ever appearing anything other than aloof or charming in public
Note: This does not stop her from appearing crazy/insane, lustful or dangerous on film (IE in music videos).

taycough, n, the first sign she is not feeling well

tay cozy, n, a sweater, jacket or robe that provides ample comfort and warmth without lacking style

taycup, n, her preferred beverage vessel

tay day, n, a day spontaneously chosen to deal with and recover from emergencies; during this time, no one is permitted to speak with her unless she requires their assistance

tay dirt, 1. n, what she scrubs off her skin every time she showers or takes a bath
2. n, a plot of soil chosen for mud wrestling

taydream, n, a fantasy about her experienced by one of her many admirers

tay fever, n, a sudden and lingering rush of heat felt by those who are attracted to her

taylback, n, the reserved position she intentionally takes while walking or running a few steps behind a companion, usually in response to snooping cameras or to avoid an oncoming threat

taylblazer or taylor-blazer, n, a unique and eyecatching fashion, cosmetic, hair or otherwise aesthetic statement made by her

taylbored, adj, no longer interested in what you have to offer

taylisman or taliswift, n, presented by her to a deserving fan/friend, this token of appreciation is said to share a bit of the magic she embodies

taylender, n, her preferred technique for ending a relationship, romantic or otherwise

taylgate or taylorgate, n, her most intimate barrier to aspiring lovers

taylight, n, the alluring, almost supernatural light or glow she casts in motion

taylight-saving time, n, the period every night during which she sleeps to replenish her taylight

tay lily, n, a special variety of lily grown just for her; it grows tall, graceful and white–just like her–before shaking off its petals

tayload, n, the sum of favors, presents and/or treats bestowed upon a beloved admirer in a single visit or mail day

tayloft, n, where she keeps her tay bed

taylorberries, n pl, her lush lips when painted red (as she often does)

Taylor Maid, proper n, any person in the service of cleaning up after her concerts and/or personal appearances

taylor-made, 1. adj, crafted by her
2. adj, emotionally or mentally affected by her, usually after spending time in her company
After their last date, her boyfriend was taylor-made, neither able to focus on his work nor socialize with anyone else until the effect expired.
3. adj, locked in her sights, soon to be visited by her
The moment the movie hunk walked by her, he was taylor-made.
4. adj, made seemingly perfect for her
The dress complemented her so well; it was taylor-made.

taylspin, 1. n, a brief relationship which ends with the ex feeling dizzy and unsure about what went wrong
2. n, a story told by her in the form of a song, usually about a relationship, either one that she wishes to have or one that ended quickly and left her suitor feeling dizzy and unsure about what went wrong

Tay-Master-General, proper n, a title she prefers a lover to use when she is feeling exceptionally bossy

Tay of Atonement, proper n, the side of her that walks the long road to forgiveness, struggling to apologize after appearing as the Tay of Judgement

Tay of Judgement, proper n, the side of her that is critical of others

Tay of Pigs, proper n, her nickname when she foregoes any prescribed diet and indulges herself

Tay of Reckoning, proper n, the businesswoman side of her that tackles the financial paperwork which goes with her job, usually on a specific day of reckoning

tay of the land, n, the side of her that is closest to nature, usually when she is resting barefoot on the ground

taypan, n, a breed of snake bred specifically to suit her astrological nature, not to be confused with the Australian taipan; also known as the Taylorus Panpetrus, Petra Pan and Sagittarius Earth Serpent

tay party, n, a relatively quiet gathering of a few close friends known for inside jokes and intimate discussion

taypot, n, a pinnacle of happiness one may instill in her
He went home feeling lucky that night after hitting the taypot.

tay sculpture, n, a favored massage delivered only by the most trusted masseuse or masseur

tay shift, n, a swift and/or sharp change in mood

taystack, n, a pile of books and/or scripts she aspires to read

tayzer or taylor beams, n pl, the invisible heat rays that stem from her slender eyes, capable of hypnotizing, paralyzing and/or crippling those who make eye contact.
Note: The shape of her eyes provide a wide, sweeping range of motion like a quality security camera.

tayzuli, n, the particular pigment and configuration of her blue eyes

trailtaylor, n, a person who lingers on her trail or follows her on tour

W

weightswifter, n, a food, technique, exercise or manmade product that helps maintain her tall, lean appearance
When the man complimented her appearance, she said it was all thanks to her weightswifter.

 

13
Feb
17

Be Swift! The Day of Valentines Is Nigh!–er, Near!

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So, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner.  And, many of the good cards have already been plucked from their slots on those multi-layered display stands or shelving units.  But, fear not, there are a few gems left.  And, as a special bonus for the procrastinators, a collection of Taylor Swift notes for love/infatuation, loss/rejection of affection and words of caution to those you wish to protect or keep at a distance.

[Why Taylor Swift?  Well, it just so happens her birthday is Dec. 13th.  So, I thought why not whip these out on Feb. 13th?  I came upon this image of a biker babe who just happened to look a lot like her, too.  And, that’s what motivated me to create these.  Truth be told, whoever designed this biker babe went a little overboard with thinning her waistline.  That rib cage is dangerously depleted.  So, it’s not like I expect or think of Taylor or any woman so thin/emaciated.  I was merely drawn to the face and hair and came up with some clever use of the motorcycle.]

Warm Feelings

Cold Feelings

Cautionary Feelings/Advice

A few I just threw in because song lyrics came to mind when I pondered the image.  One is a Taylor Swift lyric.

And, a couple from a previous collection that fit this one.

**As an added bonus and/or special treat to Taylor (Alison) Swift and her fans, I have cooked up an amusing dictionary which I will be posting soon.  Look for it.**

 

06
Feb
17

On the Fifth Week of Valentines, Writingbolt Gave For Thee…

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The loving, lovely romantic (occasionally humorous or erotic) additions to the Zelda collection.  Otherwise known as…

SHE LOVES ME

We begin with the obvious, the classic love notes.  Nothing too deep to understand.  Plain and simple, they state the standards.

Followed by a series dedicated solely to the kiss, how to get one, the anticipation, the reward, etc.

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Uhp!  See?  A few of the naughtier ones slipped through the lot.  You’ll know them by the red triangles (Triforce of Power).

On that note, why don’t we just air the rest of those out, now?  [Warning:  Some of these might be more racy/lewd than you prefer.  Or not.  Enter at your own risk.]

Feeling a little sweaty or warm?  Well, cool off with these lighter notes.  See if you can find the humor in some of these.

I had so much fun with these next two images; I am giving them their own slots.

Now, for anyone who knows someone who has chosen their partner poorly, here are a few helpful warnings to pass along.

And, if you can’t pick one valentine (or Dragobete “love lock”), here are a few pleas in the spirit of sharing.

Lastly, when it’s overrr…that’s the time I…

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Ah-blee, ah-blee!  Uh, that’s all folks!…for today.  😀

 




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