Posts Tagged ‘Legend of Zelda

07
Nov
18

Wisconsin Needs a Hero

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Wisconsin needs a hero…and not another name or word that ends in -ero.  Does anyone hear a violin or see any fires?

I have family in Wisconsin, USA.  And, as I am visiting and up late last night, aware of all the heated talk of politics (which seems to go nowhere…or I just have no good interest in it, anymore), I flip the channels and catch an image of the voting map around midnight last night.  And, what I saw made me nearly wake the neighborhood with my outburst.

[Of course, if you bother to look at a more current map, it’s shifted a bit, like cloud animals falling apart in the sky.  But, this was ever so apparent last night.  And, it’s too bad I didn’t have a camera or internet access at the time.]

Here.  I’ll draw you a picture.

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Do you see it?  Please tell me you’re not suffering from poor eyesight or you only see a red mitten with blue and white flecks on it.  And, what the heck are those white triangles at the top, anyway?  Independent pyramids?  I think there’s a nuclear power plant up there somewhere.  Maybe those are like Chernobyl, and no one is alive to vote.

Yeah.  You see it now?  I’d say it’s rather apparent.

Holy fark nards!  THIS is the bad place, Eleanor.  Who needs Midnight, Texas, when you’ve got this Halloween picture?  You shouldn’t need pot brownies or one of Eric Foreman’s clan to see it.  And, yes, Jeremy Bearimy, the dot in the “I” scares the crap out of me!

I think I’ve seen that image somewhere….

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Oh, yeah.  One of my ol’ favorite mini-series.  Damn, that thing is scary.

So, as I said, Wisconsin needs a hero.  And, I think I know just the guy for the job.

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SO…

Help?  Anyone got an ocarina I can borrow?  Cuz I wanna catch the first magic tornado outta here and go visit some elf people in the sky.  And, I don’t want some recreational drug to take–er, pretend I’m there.

06
Feb
17

On the Fifth Week of Valentines, Writingbolt Gave For Thee…

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The loving, lovely romantic (occasionally humorous or erotic) additions to the Zelda collection.  Otherwise known as…

SHE LOVES ME

We begin with the obvious, the classic love notes.  Nothing too deep to understand.  Plain and simple, they state the standards.

Followed by a series dedicated solely to the kiss, how to get one, the anticipation, the reward, etc.

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Uhp!  See?  A few of the naughtier ones slipped through the lot.  You’ll know them by the red triangles (Triforce of Power).

On that note, why don’t we just air the rest of those out, now?  [Warning:  Some of these might be more racy/lewd than you prefer.  Or not.  Enter at your own risk.]

Feeling a little sweaty or warm?  Well, cool off with these lighter notes.  See if you can find the humor in some of these.

I had so much fun with these next two images; I am giving them their own slots.

Now, for anyone who knows someone who has chosen their partner poorly, here are a few helpful warnings to pass along.

And, if you can’t pick one valentine (or Dragobete “love lock”), here are a few pleas in the spirit of sharing.

Lastly, when it’s overrr…that’s the time I…

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Ah-blee, ah-blee!  Uh, that’s all folks!…for today.  😀

 

31
Jan
17

This Is the Try-four-ce of Valentines, Link

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I didn’t realize it was the anniversary of the original Legend of Zelda NES video game soon enough.  [The Legend of Zelda, NES 1986-2016]  But, in my own way, I decided to celebrate with a boatload of love notes (and BOMB notes**).  Here is the first batch.  We’ll start with…

SHE/HE LOVES ME NOT (cards for those who wish to cut ties, express disapproval/disgust/anger, complain about someone falling short/forgetting, missed calls/dates, pleas for forgiveness, opting to go it alone, mishaps, etc.)

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And, as an added bonus, I’ll throw in some Galaxy Rangers love notes.

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**BOMB NOTES. See the explanation in the related post.

NEXT WEEK:  The naughty Triforce of Power, the brave Triforce of Courage and the occasionally blunt and/or refreshing Triforce of Wisdom.  All romantic/erotic.

28
Nov
16

Stocking Up on Holiday Art

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While I am busy in my elfin workshop with stocking/boot designs galore, I would also like to feature some of the general holiday art to leave my desk.  If you’re good kids, you’ll see more and find some in the Chat Cafe space all winter long.

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Princess Zelda bookmark

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Zelda and Link ornament, plain

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Zelda and Link ornament, snowy

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vinyl record

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cheerleader silhouette

Flourishing beauty

snow globe silhouette

28
Nov
16

Stuffed With Creativity; Stocking Madness

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It’s official.  Another Thanksgiving is in the leftover pile.  And, the (winter) holiday season is upon us.  Last year, I was hung up on sweaters and hearts.  This year I’m mad about STOCKINGS!

Dec. 6th is just around the corner.  And, that means it will soon be time to hang your stockings by someplace other than too close to any fire.  St. Nicholas brings all the good kids fun stuff and coal (or other surprises) to the naughty.

In that spirit, I have been busily slaving away at some primitive stocking designs with a splash of winter wit.  [It started with a nephew and I whipping up paper versions for a class project/family cards.]  Check these out.  And, check back as more may crop up.

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This, in turn, spawned a whole women’s boot design craze.  But, I’ll save that for another post.  🙂

25
Aug
16

Olympic Feelings/Art, Zelda-inspired

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Going with my recent Legend of Zelda anniversary-obsession, here are some Zelda-Olympics fusions. 

 

25
Aug
16

Zelda Cartoon Art Gallery

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Here is a collection or gallery of the works I composed while watching the end of the Rio Summer Olympics.  [Be sure to check out the other Zelda posts in my recent archive(s) for more Zelda compositions, valentines (eventually), Bomb Notes, etc.]

These first three were original pieces I did way back at the 15th anniversary of the original Legend of Zelda (NES).  Some of my first foray into digital art.

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The above are some TV/Movie quotes (some adapted to the cartoon).  Can you identify them?

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The following are misc. thoughts inspired by the images.

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This next group contains song lyrics.

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Next, a mock drug prescription ad… 

Followed by a State Fair Flyer…

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One spoof of the cartoon…

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That’s all for now.




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