Posts Tagged ‘birthday

22
Mar
18

Happy Birthday, Constance Wu!

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March 22nd is Constance Wu’s birthday.  You may know her as the sassy, tough-loving Jessica from Fresh Off the Boat.  But, I am sure she is on her way to bigger, brighter things, just getting fired up like her sun sign, Aries.  [She also is a water dog year, if my understanding of Chinese astrology is correct.]

From the first moment I saw her inexplicably charming face and heard her sweet, musical voice, I was smitten.  The gal can sing!  Then I see her giving refreshingly honest answers in a TV interview, and I am practically sold.  My pen is touching the contract.

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Now, if I may address the lady herself…

Aside from a noteworthy height difference, I can see you and I are rather compatible.  There is a fair chance we could butt heads, but I am sure the flip-side of the astro’ coin would even things out, nicely.  I don’t know for sure what your “status” is, but I gotta take this moment to say…  [And, forgive me, if I step on any other man’s toes.]

Darling, yoooooou Wu me.  Oh, darling, yoooooou Wu me.  Darling, yoooooou Wu me.  Honest, you do.  Honest, you do.  Honest, you do.

The first time I saw your face brought infatuation.  And, Wu, it lasted so loooong.  Now, I find myself in a situationnnn.  And, I wonder…with you, can we find our way “home?”  Oh-wu-Oh-wu-Uh-ooooh!


Just look at this picture. She’s got me on her shooooulder.  [I feel another song lyric stirring in my throat.  But, when I added the text below, I had still a different song in mind, by REM.  You’d think she was 15-17 in this picture, but I don’t think that phone existed back then.  🙂 ]

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That’s her power.  She can make you sing, with or without her. Well, since you have a phone, Miss Wu, if you don’t mind…

Call me.  😀

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30
May
17

Happy Birthday, Rachael Stirling!

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Happy birthday, Rachael!

When I told my doctor I had a crush on Diane Rigg, he asked if I knew she had a daughter close to my age. Doctor who? It doesn’t really matter.

Little did I know–until I did some research–that daughter was you.  Astrologically, we’re not a perfect ten. But, we’ve got some good chemistry and, at least, can see eye-to-eye. I might be playing with fire, but I thought it would be best to let you know A-S-P.

[This little note is also riddled with clues about astrology and TV appearances if you couldn’t already see that. Actually, I saw you on Doctor Who playing a blind woman. I was so intrigued by your presence, I wanted to know more. I have watched many an episode of The Avengers (the original British secret agent series) and have seen a movie in which your mother paired with a doctor played by George C. Scott. I also found you attached to a project called Boy Meets Girl with Martin Freeman. And, the dots slowly connected.]

Rachael Sterling, Gemini Fire Snake, and a hot cup of cocoa

[Alas, I shared my feelings too late.  Someone else has taken your hand.  But, I send good wishes all the same.]

22
Apr
17

Happy Birthday, Shirley MacLaine!

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Shirley, can I be serious?  I’m not sure…when you’re always smiling like you do.  [And, don’t call me Shirley.]

I’ve said so much about this gal already.  What more can I say?  She’s a delight to just about every sense (or so I imagine).  She’s…quite simply (and yet more complex than I may ever know) a unique and precious spark of life, a reason to smile for no good reason and the occasional naughty one.  Yet, for even the slightest dip in the naughty pool, she can bring you right back to the heavenly gates with some sort of glowing innocence.  If I never get to meet her in person, I feel I’ve already met her on another plane.  And, though I am sure to cry buckets when she’s “gone,” I suspect I’ll see her, again, somewhere, somehow.

Happy birthday, Shirley.

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**posted two days in advance because I have yet to have much luck with the scheduling feature.

 

17
Apr
17

Happy Birthday, Chloe Bennet!

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When I first saw you, a light struck me from above, from the sky.  When I heard your velvety voice, my heart popped, exploding into a confetti storm of tiny stars.  I had no shield to protect me from the agent of infatuation you are, monkey girl.  I knew, deep down, you had some Aries spark.  Those big, bold yet inviting eyes, those petite rabbit teeth, those brown waves cascading around your glowing face….

Ehem.  What was I saying?

Oh yeah.  Happy birthday!  [And, if you’re not otherwise engaged……call me.]

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A pretty face struggling to find her smile.  She will not be forced, camera people!

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A stylish beauty who doesn’t need a smile.   [Nor does she need to highlight/bleach her naturally lovely hair.  Though, in the second fashion photo, she looks like she has even lost her spark a bit, even if her hair looks fantastic.]

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There’s something odd about this photo (something to do with makeup and/or lighting).  Yet, there’s that look that can stop a raging bull in its tracks.

 

**Posted a day early.

 

08
Apr
17

Happy Birthday, Daisy Ridley!

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I don’t want to monkey around and forget to post this notice.  I don’t know where I will be Monday.  So, I am putting these up tonight.  I picked out some of the better photos I could find.  [There were a number of sad fashion choices or forces (outfits possibly forced upon her for frothy magazine tabloids/interviews) through which I filtered.]

She wouldn’t cross my mind if not for Star Wars’ 7th chapter.  But, I anticipate learning more about her in the years to come.  As astrology goes, she and I make a very good match.  And, if she or someone who knows her finds this, I’d gladly take the chance to speak with her.  Ya know, if the opportunity Aries–er, arises.

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28
Mar
17

Happy Birthday, Paige Spiranac

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A belated wish for a happy birthday to the lovely Paige Spiranac who turned…  [I’ll be old-fashioned discreet about a woman’s age.  Though it is such a special year for her (hint).  And, I’m posting this two days late.]

One of the prettiest golfers and blondes I’ve ever seen and an astrological match that blows (or challenges) the mind.  I might just be slightly above or below par for the course.  But, she’s more dazzling than any eagle.  And, I wood be awed to meet the iron woman.

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13
Dec
16

Happy Birthday, Taylor!

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Oh, Taylor.  Oh, Alison.  How I wish we could be together today.  But, if we cannot, let me send you a little joy on your special day.

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How many snowflakes?  Let me count them as they dance past your lovely nose.

A variety of cards to tickle your heart.  Which do you favor most?

I hope you don’t mind me planning our day together…

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