Posts Tagged ‘art

06
Jul
20

Fishy Fantasy Email From Beloved Tay

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Sooo…I got an email the other day.  And, the subject was almost too good to resist.  THE Taylor Alison (or just Tay in my book) Swift was inviting ME to play a game with her…a game featuring her…or maaaybe an online game she would play with me?  But, when I daringly opened the thing, I found this…

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Oh…the thought…the sheer pleasure of the possibility…

But, alas, I could not click that button.  Not because I did not want that gift…but because I could not trust the source.  If only one could visually make contact with Tay…like over Skype or something similar…and confirm this game/email was indeed from her.

Ah well.  I keep hoping for someday.

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04
May
20

Red Carpet Follies; TP Crisis Humor

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Overture…

Curtain, lights….

This is it…

The night of nights…

And, oh, what heights we’ll hit…

On with the show; this is it!

So, I’ve been thinking about the current crisis and how toilet paper…or ‘bathroom tissue’…has become a highly sought-after commodity…which got me thinking about celebrities and the expensive outfits they assemble every night there’s an award show, which seems to be quite frequently, if you look around the globe.  But, what if the two concepts collided…the TP demand/crisis and the red carpet showcase…what if……

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Ablee-ablee!  Uh, that’s all, folks!

 

 

22
Apr
20

Quarantine Humor: ITT Doesn’t Matter

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Well, this explains ITTself.HumanResources-humor-hiringpostquarantine-nohaircuts_comics-ap-CSPP-2020-1200x800-1B

 

And, remember.  We’re in this together.  😛

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20
Apr
20

Pokémon Sword Funnies, Part 3

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Just a taste of my recent mental meandering.  Of course, the current crisis has been on my mind; and I’ve tried to infuse/keep a sense of humor about even the most serious details.  It’s not meant to offend or upset anyone.  So, if anything I say bothers you…well, find another blog to ogle.

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Seriously.   I-Is that supposed to be a baby bottle or some kind of syringe with which I am not familiar?  I-It just looks wrong.  And, I refuse to use those things on my Pokémon.  🙂

The Noibat represents all of the excess noise and commotion caused by the media.  The Hatterene is a sort of deception; she is a dangerous beauty with an alien face and the potential to heal…all of which adds up to a need to be aware of possibilities and to be cautious about what you hear, accept and use upon yourself.  Notice the “doc” is wearing a mask which may be hiding something.  And, her eyes are green…which, for any fellow Marvel Comics fan, usually suggests trouble.

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So, from what I said previously and some semi-obvious clues, you can work out what is all going on in the above image.  😛

Yada, yada…you can weed through that lot for something that tickles your funny bone.  Generation-al knowledge may apply (be needed).

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Anyone watching the latest version of Inspector Gadget?…or any of the old episodes on one of those retro kids’ channels?pokemon-sword-n-shield-funnies_writingbolt-vs-ACMEagentIvy-90sCarmenSandiegotoon_ap-2020-1280x720-1

Anyone watching the newest Carmen Sandiego cartoons…who might be familiar with the 90s version?  I know.  The previous two images are a tad lame because I didn’t edit much.  It was more of a therapeutic dialogue exercise, working out some old feelings about shows I spent my lifetime watching.

Also, I noticed one of the Pokémon Sword characters is actually named Ivy (I’m guessing because she looks like a wee ivy-league-ish student?)…so that made me think of ACME agent Ivy.  And theeen…

I recently caught the lovely, perpetually wicked and ever enchanting Kate Blanchett on a recent late night talk/interview show, so as her voice and lovely bespectacled face rolled around my noggin…and I looked over the Pokémon images I had found…these came into being…pokemon-sword-n-shield-funnies_me-vs-hogwartsstudentkateblanchett_ap-2020-1280x720-1

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Natural voice/accent Kate…

 

20
Apr
20

Tay-dreaming Art in Crisis, Sneak Peak

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So, what does a guy like me do under such quarantine circumstances?  I, luckily, get creative.  And, as I previously posted, one of my other obsessions has been playing one of the latest Pokémon games, like a big kid.  So, putting the two together led to…well, here’s a quick sneak peak of what’s to come.  I’ll likely add more to this post or make another post when I am more prepared to share.  Enjoy.  😀

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The original image used for female half

Who is the guy in the corner??  I dunno.  I just found these pics in a search.  I think everyone but me who plays these games wants to be a YouTube celebrity; so they put their face on everything and beg for subscribers.  Time Magazine you are not, sir.

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The original male half

Anyone want to field a guess as to who the mystery blend of women is?…and who/what might be each piece of her costume?

MORE TO COME!  STAY TUNED.

14
Feb
20

Only a Few Valentine Wishes, This Year

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Sadly, I do not have my usual barrage of love notes and colorful quips to splatter my page, this year.  No; you’ll just have to dig through my archives if you need a valentine or Dragobete card.

I do, however, have a few special valentines I’d like to post.  I’d post just one, but I could not choose.  Maybe one of these lovely ladies will provide input/reason to favor her.  [Tee-hee.]

Oh, and then I have these….my sandwich quartet.  A wish in the fountain of love on this year of four.  May we all have a good year, with pleasant surprises and enduring companionship.

 

26
Dec
19

The Birthday Tay Parade -late holiday bonuses-

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How quickly the holidays blow by, along with the seasons.  I feel like the dad in A Christmas Story.  I think there’s one gift left by the window or under the tree.  It’s not a pellet gun.  Its……..

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One more “hurrah” before New Year’s Eve/Day.  One final burst of obsessive inspiration brought upon me by the lovely Tay Swift.  I DID say the parade would continue through Christmas (roughly when her latest movie debuted).

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I’ve heard from one source that the Cats movie didn’t get rave reviews?  [I haven’t studied any online reviews, yet.  I’ve been in my rabbit hole the past few weeks.]  Regardless, I whipped these up……

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And, a lil taste of what’s to come…

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Thanks to the beautiful one who inspired so many creative efforts…

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19
Dec
19

The Birthday Tay Parade -movie ticket-

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Just in time for the next special day in the lovely Tay’s life, I bring you the next installment of my digital art parade.  We pick up where we left off last week with the question…

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And, the answer…

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BAM!

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BAM!

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BAM!tay-swift-2019-capitalone-silhouettes-cats-bomballerina-shorthair-catseye_ap-CSPP-12x18in-8B-10-sample-1tay-swift-2019-capitalone-silhouettes-cats-bomballerina-shorthair-police_ap-CSPP-12x18in-8B-7B-sample-2

BAM!  BAM!

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BOOM!

Isn’t she something?

So, with that, I say…

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And, we will see YOU at the movie. 😀

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

13
Dec
19

The Birthday Tay Parade -bonus round-

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This is only a test of the WordPress scheduling system.  If this is not a real emergency, it will work and post these images on Tay Swift’s official birthday (as far as I know it).  Again, this is only a test…but these images won’t likely appear, again, elsewhere.

[Wishful thinking, perhaps.]

[How about those for riddles wrapped up in a picture? 🙂  Can you figure them out?]

Happy birthday, Tay!

Mwah!

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Huzzah.  The scheduling tool/option worked, this time.  I guess I will do my best to be more prompt with my birthday wishes in the near future.  Or, at least, I’ll post some pieces before and schedule others.  Now, if only people were as quick to notice/appreciate my previous birthday posts.  I guess people search by the newest/day posted and ignore the older stuff until…what? three days later.  I hope you, Tay, get to see all of my hard work.

10
Dec
19

Happy Birthday, Tay Swift! Week 5

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So, this is it, the week to celebrate.   The special day is not far away.  [And, another special day is even closer.]  Let’s put together the pieces from the past few weeks.

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In case anyone is wondering, the odd texture to the above and certain other prints is intended to make the pieces look like paper placemats you’d find at a café/diner, to go with the ad images.  The above also features typical “leftovers” from a café visit, the ketchup and mustard residue, toast crumbs and coffee cup stain.

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FIND OUT, NEXT WEEK, AS THE BIRTHDAY TAY PARADE CONTINUES!!

And, now, some special presents for the birthday gal and her fellow adoring fans.

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Happy birthday, Tay!

You’re something special in this world.

And, I hope I can always treasure you.

Sincerely, a very inspired artist who would love to create and travel this universe with you,

Writingbolt

 




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