Get Your SCARESNOW Today!


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[In a normal American suburb, average schmo Pete smells something amiss while gray clouds move into the neighborhood one bitter winter afternoon.]




Pete:  Hey!  Something’s burning!

[Pete runs down the street to his neighbor Jim’s house where what looks like a scarecrow has been set on fire.  Jim stands nearby with a can of gasoline and a fireplace wand.] 

Pete:  What do you call that thing, Jim? 

Jim:  Hey, Pete!  It’s my SCARESNOW!

Pete:  Your SCARESNOW? 

Jim:  Yeah!  Cuz I don’t want to see ANY of that white sh@! on the ground this year!

Pete:  Sounds good!  Where can I get one of those?




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2 Responses to “Get Your SCARESNOW Today!”

  1. January 13, 2016 at 5:04 pm

    Nooo snow is awesome!! Get that scaresnow out of here!

    • January 14, 2016 at 2:40 pm

      It’s only awesome when you are watching it fall and going out to play in it. When you need to travel somewhere, including to/from work, it’s a b!t@h. I feel the joy of snow is not sufficient to outweigh the negative aspects. [See my “how much I hate snow” post for more details.]

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